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shadow-sea: There is so many insanely brilliant quotes in this story. Foster, star of  X-rated movie “Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go”,  spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double. “Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,” he said. “Percy was a little guy with big problems…”

shadow-sea:

There is so many insanely brilliant quotes in this story.

Foster, star of  X-rated movie “Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go”,  spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double. “Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,” he said.

“Percy was a little guy with big problems…”

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